Gay divorcee JohnK is a commando…of love! He doesn’t wear underwear because it bunches up! While we sympathize with the bunching, we worry about Mr. K’s swamp balls!
Hipinion has an influx of new blood! Unfortunately, it’s all going to their 14 year-old dongs and they’re just posting in porn threads! Don’t get me wrong, we at the Tattler like a good porn thread! But keep it to creeping on Riley Mason! Or enpimp threads! Christ, guys, we know how to jerk off!
http://hipinionstalker.tumblr.com/post/598996288/confessionsofafeministtechnoexpert
Board temptress Sordid Affair revealed that her curls went crazy in the humidity! Yowza! We at Hipinion Tattler are no match for those curls! All we ask, Sordid Affair, is one look at those lucious locks! Let’s just say that something curly might go straight!
The seeds of revolution are flowering, and a pollen against tyranny is in the wind! Erstwhile moderator ‘King’ George Stuart has been called out by Sharkhax, and, indirectly, Wheeljack! We at Hipinion Tattler only regret that we have but one username to give for our board!
We guess that Fresh Salad is worried about people walking in the street! We need more information! If we were to walk down I-95 (or even I-94!), we would be idiots! But walking in the middle of side streets is no big deal if you’re not a dick about it! AND you can be a dick about it…if you’re drunk!
Apparently boarder Fresh Salad is five years old! We wonder if he knows that looking both ways is enough! Maybe he can’t see around corners, or he’s worried about speeding cars! We’re not sure the answer, but Fresh Salad: it’s just you! You don’t have to wait for the walk sign if no one’s coming!
Doc Shivers could take a lesson or two from Snakebro! He spends $100 on a broad he isn’t even banging! And then he doesn’t bang her! I don’t think he has a good job, either! I mean, look at how dumb he is!
We at Hipinion Tattler are worried about Snakebro’s new friend, Sketchy Chris! Snakebro claims there will be no sword crossing during the foursome with the Skanks, but you never can tell! But hey! You only live once!
The Tattler doesn’t know what “knackered” means! We’re not sure we want to find out!
