December 2009
6 posts
Item! Hipinion Pretty Stupid, Says Macseries!
Macseries is becoming a bit disillusioned with calling people gay and ragging on Zutroy! Zutroy certainly does suck, but certainly there must be more to life! What is Macseries missing by being on HPN 24/7?!?
Item! Nadezhda Is a Bad Daughter!
South American weirdo Nadezhda made her mom cry! We at the Hipinion Tattler have not done so in ten years! We come to the conclusion that Nadz is a BAD DAUGHTER!
Item! McWop23 Ate Four Pounds of Grapes!
Mine eyes have seen the glory of loveable meathead McWop23! Today he has trampled out the vintage by taking the day off and eating four pounds of grapes! We at the tattler are considering changing his tag to “loveable grapehead!”
Item! Jesse Doesn't Like Ty Segall!
I’m not really surprised! I didn’t really expect him to! Frankly, I’m surprised I do! Jesse’s still a swell guy, ya know!
Item! GS to Throw Life Away!
GS, local curmudgeon and the worst mod ever, is planning on getting a Creative Writing graduate degree! Look, George, we know times are tough, but think about your future!
Item! McWop23 and Knickknacks to Bang!
If, as I assume, every light flirtation leads to banging, loveable meathead McWop23 will be banging enchantress Knickknacks pretty soon here! We at the Tattler have been known to tell the lovebirds to “get a room,” but pretty soon it’s going to be “get a four-door sedan to replace the Evo!”