May 2010
5 posts
Item! JohnK Doesn't Wear Underwear!
Gay divorcee JohnK is a commando…of love! He doesn’t wear underwear because it bunches up! While we sympathize with the bunching, we worry about Mr. K’s swamp balls!
Item! Hipinion Overrun by Tards!
Hipinion has an influx of new blood! Unfortunately, it’s all going to their 14 year-old dongs and they’re just posting in porn threads! Don’t get me wrong, we at the Tattler like a good porn thread! But keep it to creeping on Riley Mason! Or enpimp threads! Christ, guys, we know how to jerk off!
ITEM! HIPINION STALKER EXISTS NOW!
http://hipinionstalker.tumblr.com/post/598996288/confessionsofafeministtechnoexpert
Item! Sordid Affair's Curls Went Loco Today!
Board temptress Sordid Affair revealed that her curls went crazy in the humidity! Yowza! We at Hipinion Tattler are no match for those curls! All we ask, Sordid Affair, is one look at those lucious locks! Let’s just say that something curly might go straight!
Item! 'King' George Stuart Has Been Called Out!
The seeds of revolution are flowering, and a pollen against tyranny is in the wind! Erstwhile moderator ‘King’ George Stuart has been called out by Sharkhax, and, indirectly, Wheeljack! We at Hipinion Tattler only regret that we have but one username to give for our board!