Oct
28
Item! FRL Loves Ketchup!
The object of Hipinion’s collective limerance, Free Range Lettuce, shocked the board today when she declared her love for ketchup! Reportedly FRL is “not ashamed to admit” her love for the condiment! Far from detracting from her charm, we find that this development has added a layer of complexity to FRL’s beguiling mixture of down-home coziness and worldly enchantment!
